If today's events don't blow your mind, I give up. Today was the weirdest combination of weird events and I don't know what to say other than the stars were abnormally aligned today.
Started out normal. Woke up super tired after a late night catching up on work after a wild week of social activities. Headed to class, had an empanada for lunch, finished class. All normal.
Zack, Erin and I had decided to go on a walking tour of BA. I thought it would be a great way to show Erin a part of the city and this company "BA Free Tours" came highly recommended from my program. They were fantastic. The guide was super friendly, very funny, and spoke very good English. Great person too, everyone who works for "BA Free Tours" works solely for tips and is filled with passion for what they do. They offer numerous tours in BA and I believe Free Tours operates in cities across the globe. Definitely worth a google search if you are traveling to a foreign place.
We met in San Martin Plaza which was filled with the jacarandas trees, which are the neon purple trees blooming currently. The tour was great and we were all having a great time. 20-30 minutes in we found ourselves in front of a war monument. I'm not sure what the war was about (I think a war in the 1980s for some islands at the southern part of Argentina) because right as she started talking about it a guy from the USA fainted. He looked to be about 17 or 18 and was at the tour by himself. He was standing about 7 feet from the wrought iron gate surrounding the fence. I watched him take a staggering step forward as he collapsed and toppled face first into the wrought iron. His head wasn't quite big enough to fit between the vertical pieces so as he collapsed his face slid down the gate like a credit card being swiped. Crazy... He cut his cheek so deep you could see down to what looked like bone. One of those cuts that takes like 30 seconds to start bleeding because its so deep.
15 seconds later he came to and all the women started yelling at him to lay down on the ground while they fed him candy, water and pressed kleenex to his cheek. The guide called an ambulance and we all waited... and waited. Finally after 20 minutes the ambulance still wasn't in sight, the kid was sitting up joking with some women from Australia and we ended up giving the guide a tip and taking off.
We all parted ways for a bit to get ready for the night and so I could research what we were going to do. Finally decided on going to a cafe and then to a milonga (tango dance hall). Zack not surprisingly opted not to come, he's not a tango fan.
Erin and I went to this nice cafe by my house that I have always wanted to go to. We were enjoying a drink outside (beautiful springtime evening) and waiting for it to be 11 to head to the milonga. At some point a woman came and stood right behind me muttering what originally sounded like a prayer. Except it kept going for 5 minutes and we started picking up a) that it was english and b) that it was directed at me. Finally I turned and said something since we couldn't focus or have a conversation anymore. She said, "You look about a ghost about to die" Think about that one for a minute... Anyways now the spiritual talk was directed straight at us and quite loud. Parts of it were coherent but a lot of if wasn't, involving corrupt police, mexican immigrants, and the US doing medical experiments on people.
At this point the cafe owner came outside and asked us if this was our friend. I said no and that we had asked her to leave. They started yelling at each other in spanish which resulted in him telling her that the police were being called. The weird thing was how this woman could snap out of her spiritual babble and form very coherent sentences to me and and in spanish to the owner, but then a few minutes later would go back to making sense. She seemed totally normal until you listed to what she was saying.
Anyways a few minutes later the policia did show up. At this point the woman had moved across the street following the owners threat but was still speaking at us from her new location. The police here are very non-confrontational. They essentially ask all parties to disband and then once the situation is resolved, they themselves leave. But this lady started yelling at them about her rights and calling them a variety of spanish names, only a few of which I was familiar with. This was her flaw... the police were not very happy and after a few minutes she tried to walk away after saying her piece. But this was no longer an option and the police tried to detain her. A struggle commenced. Needless to say a crowd had gathered at this point and people were looking out of all their second story levels watching her scream at the officers.
Now backup had arrived and the police had her against the wall where they were letting her stand, but whenever she tried to walk away there was another struggle.
Then arrived the ambulance. The police like me, felt there was something a little off with this lady, so rather than arrest her they had the ambulance come and detain her, I presume for a medical evaluation. You can imagine the fit she threw at this point though, about the corrupt police oppressing her rights and what not. The whole situation took place over a solid hour to hour and a half!
Finally the crowds parted and we left our cafe table. Headed to the Milonga which was this beautiful classic milonga with a very nice dance floor in the center of the room with tables all around it. It was fun, and I think Erin got to enjoy watching the dance for awhile. I personally like the Milonga Catedral much more than this one, Salón Canning, but this one was more traditional and very nice.
From the bus stop to Erin's new hostel location its a good 8 blocks. I mistakenly (right direction, but not the best selection) took her down a street that I had never been on before. Turns out it was the prostitute street. Super dirty with trash everywhere, girls sitting outside of hotels and on the corners. At one point we accidentally came across a cab driver who had stopped to pick up a girl. Very eye opening 8 blocks. On this walk she asked me if we should be worried about getting mugged and I said I didn't think so. Even though it was somewhat sketchy part of town I informed her that my god complex didn't think it was a credible threat and that I had vowed to myself that no one would ever be able to take my money.
After dropping her off, I headed back towards my house. I had to cross back over this street we had just walked. A kid about fifteen years maybe even 14 approached me and asked me for change. This happens almost every block and I didn't think anything of it and muttered the usual "Sorry don't have any" in spanish. At this point he pulls up the front of his shirt to reveal a gun tucked into the front of his jeans. I'm kicking myself right now for not acting quicker and taking him out right there like Matt Damon would have done. Instead I watched in not slow motion but fast forward as he pulled the gun out, cocked it and pointed it at my head. Wow.
I insisted I didn't have any money. Stupid me, I'm wearing my nicest shirt tucked into slacks with some boots and my sleeves rolled up to display my dress watch. Something you would wear to a nice tango club in BA. He points the gun at my pocket where he can see the bulge of my wallet and says over and over "money". I keep insisting I don't have any. I'm on Corrientes, one block from the Obelisko. Its a super busy street even at 3:30 in the morning. A cab or cop has to come by right?? Meanwhile I'm sizing him up. I would love to make a quick move at him to disarm him, and he sees me thinking this and backs up a step so there is a good 8 feet between us. Shit. Once again another opportunity to do something proactive wasted. After holding him off for a decent amount of time things are getting tense. The gun is visibly shaking in his hand and I think heads or tails, 'does this kid have it in him?' I sense no and act like I see the police coming up behind him. He turns for half a second but its all I need. I turn and full sprint while hunching/ducking and dodging left and right incase I bet wrong. By the time he turns and processes what I'm doing it is to late, I'm gone. I'm running faster than Hussein Bolt and half a block away. He chases after me but instantly realizes the stupidity of chasing a man, gun in hand, down the middle of five lane street that I am now sprinting down.
By the time I get home, my shirt is drenched in sweat but I'm alive. Now to enjoy the home made cookies my mom sent me last weekend and unwind enough to fall asleep.